hail santa
your fav childhood memory?
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

BRUH!! LMAO

jordaaanhatesyou:

She’s snoring.

miss my baby ]]: and my kitty too ]]:

jordaaanhatesyou:

She’s snoring.

miss my baby ]]: and my kitty too ]]:

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

image

what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

My dearest friend, if you don’t mind;
I’d like to join you by your side.

werexwolf:

I love dogs

werexwolf:

I love dogs